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    bunch of good ones, Allen.

    found this at lowe's today:



    it's a joke, right?
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    I'm trying to figure out what the purpose of the keyhole shaped cutouts are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allen84 View Post
    I'm trying to figure out what the purpose of the keyhole shaped cutouts are.
    so you can connect two slabs together and make a table or something. I'm sure the hardware is $25 a piece.....
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    I have found that if I rout two or more grooves in the unseen side, and then fill the grooves with 1"x1" square steel tubing that is epoxied in, everything stays tight and unwarped. Even my countertops, that are 2-1/2" thick solid slabs got that treatment.

    Those butterflies really artsy, and I know they must do a good job, but a lot of the YouTube butterflies are little more than veneer.

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    OK that last LHN guy has been sipping the sheep dip again. He is totally, 100% right on about the butterfly inlays. And he's right about epoxying in the steel brace bars in the underside of the table or countertop.

    Those keyhole cutouts are probably for some other kinduva mechanical strengthener that remains to be clarified.

    Sorry for the diversion, but I'm sure it is a necessary diversion until Brian chimes in with the technical explanation.

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    Yeah I feel if you are buying"live edge'anything from a big box store, you're doing it wrong.

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    I just don't get the mentality of buying live edge from a big box "truck our wood in from all over the country" kind of place.

    craigslist (or fb marketplace if that's your bag) will show you that sawmillers are thick as thieves in many areas.

    Anyway, yeah, I don't know about the hardware, it all just seems kind of silly to me.
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    got a kick out of this one:

    Merry Christmas
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    Hey Allen -
    I found you some blocks:



    just don't tell the guy what you're building with them....
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    Better, Faster, Cheaper, Safer. That's the mantra of many of us that are into AI. And to show you ChatGPT4's response to Steve White's open mike request for Dad Jokes at the end of each Sundy live LHBA broadcast, I asked ChatGPT if he had five examples of Dad jokes;

    Can you give me five examples of "Dad Jokes"?
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    Certainly! Dad jokes are known for their simple, often pun-based humor. Here are five examples:

    Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

    I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.

    Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

    I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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    Thank you. This is going to be such fun.
    ChatGPT
    You're welcome! I'm glad to hear that you're excited about sharing these jokes. Dad jokes have a unique charm that can bring a smile to just about anyone's face. If you need more jokes or anything else, feel free to ask. Have a great time spreading the laughter!







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    You need to catch up to the latest, Greg. You called ChatGPT a him but I heard he/she came out as transgender and has joined a female Pickle Ball team that is headed to Tokyo for the big playoffs.

    Still, impressive enough Dad Jokes.

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    AI is going to be the downfall of society.
    Just wait, you heard it here first.

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    I think the AI stuff is mostly just hype at this point. Remember back when they said computers were going to eliminate the need for paper? still hasn't happened. I still keep a paper notebook - it doesn't crash, it works in bright sun, I never need to charge it, it stores my ideas pretty much forever, I don't have to remember a filename, and I can easily flip back and forth between two ideas. Rotating the images is a breeze. It can even take on a little water without losing my data. I can drop it 50 times a day without it cracking. Oh, and it was like $20 because I bought the brandname.
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    Is it waterproof?

    How about fire?

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    Now that I have my new hip, and am only 70 years old, every morning, when I finally wake up, I tell Patty I'm going jogging today. She always laughs out loud (lol).

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    It's a running joke in our house.

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    I see whatcha did there, LHN. Kudos!
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by loghousenut View Post
    It's a running joke in our house.

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    Lol great

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    Hahahaha!


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    Hey, isn't that the cubicle that Steve used to do the Sunday Zoom from?

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    This AI photos are something else! Weird spot for a belly button


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