Ellsworth

How do you keep mosquitos away while camping?

Carry some candy corn in your pocket.

How do you keep mice away from your home?

Sprinkle candy corn around the perimeter.

Why is Christmas better than Halloween?

Candy cane lane versus candy corn lane.

Why do candy corn jokes never get old?

Because candy corn lasts forever.

How did they finally solve for Pi?

Someone placed a piece of candy corn down and the numbers stopped right there.

What substance naturally creates anti-gravity?

Candy corn, it repels everything.

They tried to make trail mix with candy corn?

It didn't work, the nuts, raisin, and M&Ms all leapt out of the bag.

What was the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct?

Candy corn.

How do you play a joke on a fishermen?

Tell him that candy corn makes good bait.

How do you prevent birds from pooping on your car?

Place a piece of candy corn on the roof, birds won't fly over it.

Why do Twinkies last so long?

Their secret ingredient is a dash of ground up candy corn.

The worlds best burger place has a competitive eating challenge that's never been beat!

Eat an 8 ounce bag of candy corn.

Why are cheese jokes better than candy corn jokes?

There's nothing funny about candy corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from a piece of candy corn.

How did the two cars avoid the collision?

One had a piece of candy corn taped to the bumper.

What's better than garlic at keeping Dracula away?

Candy corn.

Why is Christmas cancelled this year?

Last year someone left Santa a plate of candy corn cookies with milk.

What substance will work if you're out of smelling salts?

Candy corn.

What destroyed the galaxy?

Someone rubbed two pieces of candy corn together and it created a giant black hole of tastelessness.

What is Archimedes famous quote?

"Give me a piece of candy corn of any size and i can make a boulder leap into the air, to escape the candy corn."