What's better than garlic at keeping Dracula away? Candy corn.
How did the two cars avoid the collision? One had a piece of candy corn taped to the bumper.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from a piece of candy corn.
Why are cheese jokes better than candy corn jokes? There's nothing funny about candy corn.
The worlds best burger place has a competitive eating challenge that's never been beat! Eat an 8 ounce bag of candy corn.
Why do Twinkies last so long? Their secret ingredient is a dash of ground up candy corn.
How do you prevent birds from pooping on your car? Place a piece of candy corn on the roof, birds won't fly over it.
How do you play a joke on a fishermen? Tell him that candy corn makes good bait.
What was the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct? Candy corn.
They tried to make trail mix with candy corn? It didn't work, the nuts, raisin, and M&Ms all leapt out of the bag.
What substance naturally creates anti-gravity? Candy corn, it repeals everything.
How did they finally solve for Pi? Someone placed a piece of candy corn down and the numbers stopped right there.
Why do candy corn jokes never get old? Because candy corn lasts forever.
Why is Christmas better than Halloween? Candy cane lane versus candy corn lane.
How do you keep mice away from your home? Sprinkle candy corn around the perimeter.
How do you keep mosquitos away while camping? Carry some candy corn in your pocket.
