Alternate Big Bang Theory

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Physicists have been accelerating particles all over gods creation in an effort to determine what occurred before the big bang.
Reported on the news today was a theory that the Big Bang actually was caused by the collapse of a Kit Built log home that had not been re-stained on schedule. The resulting rot caused the structure to fold in on itself with enough force to actually compress all matter in existence into a single dense point.

The resulting explosion created the universe as we know it.

Just one more reason NOT to build Kit homes ......

[loghousenut]

There is considerable discord in the scientific community over the assumption that it was a post jack that accelerated past critical mass as it hurtled through the relative emptiness of a settling space above the main entry door. Would this explain the relatively disorderly order that we have been experiencing since the big bang?

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It was the movement approaching the speed of light of the Jack Particle as it passed through Canadian Chink-less space.

[edkemper]

But how does it explain where the other sock goes?

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The other sock .....

Well, that's a fuzzy subject .....

[bmurphy96]

On the one hand, clearly you all need to go out and work on your houses some as you have too much free time on your hands.
On the other hand ... very funny. .
Keith

[Cbear429]

The other sock is still lost, help!!!!

Very Funny,,,,LOL....