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What's the easiest way to save your seat at a movie theater or sports stadium? Place a piece of candy corn on it.

If you think that candy corn is the only solution, Then the problem must be so bad that I don't want to hear about it.

They discovered the source of the food poisoning outbreak. It was the candy corn store.

What works better than an umbrella for keeping dry in the rain? Tape a piece candy corn to the top of your hat. All the rain will fall sideways,...

If you drop a pound of candy corn and a pound of lead at the same time, which one hits the ground first? No one knows. Observers have always run...

They used no make up for the TV show The Walking Dead. Instead each actor that portrayed a zombie just ate a single piece of candy corn 30 minutes...

There was a lesser known, less successful, non-award winning movie called 'The Dropout," where the protagonist was earnestly told, "Candy corn…...

Why did the kid not get any cavities due to eating all his Halloween candy. Every night before bed he ate a single piece of candy corn, it killed...

What is the only substance that makes Chuck Norris weak? Candy corn, it's worse than kryptonite.

What was the alternate ending to the movie Jaws? Instead of killing the shark with a scuba tank, they just tossed a piece of candy corn at it.

A maple syrup farm found a way to triple production. place a piece of candy corn upon a branch and the sap wants to run right out at maximum speed.

The finally found an easy way to fix the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Place a piece of candy corn upon the ground to the south of the tower.

The levee broke but the town was saved. Someone had laid down a line of candy corn, the water wouldn't go near it.

A landscaping company found the fastest way to huge profits. Place a piece of candy corn in each customer's yard. The grass will stop growing and...

How did they reduce the average score of soccer games down to zero. They taped a piece of candy corn to the top cross bar of each goal.

What was Mr. T's famous quote? "I pity the fool, that eats candy corn."

What is Archimedes famous quote? "Give me a piece of candy corn of any size and i can make a boulder leap into the air, to escape the candy corn."

What destroyed the galaxy? Someone rubbed two pieces of candy corn together and it created a giant black hole of tastelessness.

What substance will work if you're out of smelling salts? Candy corn.

Why is Christmas cancelled this year? Last year someone left Santa a plate of candy corn cookies with milk.

What's better than garlic at keeping Dracula away? Candy corn.

How did the two cars avoid the collision? One had a piece of candy corn taped to the bumper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from a piece of candy corn.

Why are cheese jokes better than candy corn jokes? There's nothing funny about candy corn.

The worlds best burger place has a competitive eating challenge that's never been beat! Eat an 8 ounce bag of candy corn.

Why do Twinkies last so long? Their secret ingredient is a dash of ground up candy corn.

How do you prevent birds from pooping on your car? Place a piece of candy corn on the roof, birds won't fly over it.

How do you play a joke on a fishermen? Tell him that candy corn makes good bait.

What was the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct? Candy corn.

They tried to make trail mix with candy corn? It didn't work, the nuts, raisin, and M&Ms all leapt out of the bag.

What substance naturally creates anti-gravity? Candy corn, it repeals everything.

How did they finally solve for Pi? Someone placed a piece of candy corn down and the numbers stopped right there.

Why do candy corn jokes never get old? Because candy corn lasts forever.

Why is Christmas better than Halloween? Candy cane lane versus candy corn lane.

How do you keep mice away from your home? Sprinkle candy corn around the perimeter.

How do you keep mosquitos away while camping? Carry some candy corn in your pocket.