tee hee !!
tee hee !!
Jesus and Mary are in the kitchen preparing dinner and Joseph is in his wood shop. All of a sudden they hear a loud Yelp from the shop. Jesus runs out pokes his head in and says; "you call me dad?" Joseph sheepishly replies; "no son, I hit my thumb."
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Rock---About five years ago, after you posted this, I was riding back from the Mayo Clinic in MN, taking my father home after successful surgery to remove his cancer laden spleen. The mood of the four of us in the car was sky high, and I told this joke in the first person, just slipped it into the conversation, and we all laughed so hard we had tears rolling down our cheeks. All of us. The stress of the past weeks melting away on the drive, relief and joy fueling the laughter. Yes, the cancer returned and he died just this past June, so this will be the first Christmas without any of our parents. But man, that was one heck of a car ride. Thanks.
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Dave
--> The unaimed arrow never misses....
--> If can, can. If no can, no can... Hawaiian Pidgin
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If you are gonna be dumb, you better be TOUGH!
My 9 year old told this at the family Christmas gathering today. I've never heard it but it got some laughs.
"We have two new funeral homes in our town. They opened for business and people were dying to get in."
NO JOKE: We really do have 2 new funeral homes and at least one of them (the one next to the gas station) is a crematory and you can smell burning body if you pump gas while it's running. I know it costs a little more but save us from your final stench and get buried 6 feet under.
I play the accordion, so this one always makes me laugh:
With his accordion still in the car, Bill decided to stop at Walmart on his way home from the concert. He parked the car, got out, and walked towards the store. He nearly reached the doors before he realized he left the car unlocked with the accordion inside. He rushed back to the car to lock it, but it was too late-
someone had already put another accordion inside the car.
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Only person I ever knew who could enjoy bagpipe music was my Uncle Harvey.
Harvey'd had the mumps when he was a baby and had been deaf ever since.
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
I enjoy the bagpipes. Don't be a hater, LHN.
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Perhaps LHN could be the UniPiper? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY
BTW, that is a must watch for Star Wars fans (does that need a trademark beside it?... Spaceballs was better)
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