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    my contribution

    clean jokes...
    What do you call a cow with two short legs? lean beef..
    What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
    what do you call a cow that wont give milk? an utter failure
    what kind of milk does a cow with four short legs give? dragons milk
    what do you call a dog with no legs? it doesnt matter, he not going to come anyways.
    why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
    a dog limps into a bar, limps up to the bartender and says "im looking for the man who shot my paw"
    A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender looks at the pirate and says, "you know you have a large steering wheel on the front of your pants?" the pirate responds "RRRR its driving me nuts!"

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    chuck noris

    Then ther is my favorate.
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    After watching one episode of Walker Texas Ranger, ?France surrendered just in case.

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    chuck norris

    LOVE the chuck norris jokes...
    there is one about bags of tea vs sacks of potatoes, but i can't say it. makes me laugh though!

    here are a couple good ones....

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table because the only element he recognises is the element of surprise!!!

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrissed

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
    and the answer is, of course, all of it

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    joke thread

    A pork chop walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve food here."


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    three guys walk into a bar

    You think the third one would have ducked!

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    3 guys walk into a bar.

    3 guys walk into a bar.

    Two of them REPEATEDLY tell everyone their height and weight.

    Kola :)


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    chuck

    Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but he never cries.

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    When you pass gas, why does it smell like that???

    That's so deaf people can enjoy it too...... Please accept my apology if you have no sense of smell, I meant no offense.

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    double chuck

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuhjn
    Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never cries.
    This one is my all time favorite. That's a DOUBLE Chuck joke in 9 words. Amazing.

    Only way it could be better is if it was a Haiku.

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    Chuck Norris Haiku

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuhjn
    Quote Originally Posted by Yuhjn
    Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never cries.
    This one is my all time favorite. That's a DOUBLE Chuck joke in 9 words. Amazing.

    Only way it could be better is if it was a Haiku.
    Tears of Chuck Norris
    Cure for any known ailment
    But he never cries

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