The Irish might be under control cause the Lord allowed mankind to to distill alcohol to possibly slow the Irish from taking over the World. Quotation from my Grandpa O'Riley RIP.
The Irish might be under control cause the Lord allowed mankind to to distill alcohol to possibly slow the Irish from taking over the World. Quotation from my Grandpa O'Riley RIP.
Last edited by rawson; 06-12-2013 at 11:40 AM. Reason: Corredtion
definitions of success
......at age 5 - not peeing in your pants
.....at age 12 - having friends
.....at age 16 - having a drivers license
.....at age 20 - having sex
.....at age 35 - having money
.....at age 50 - having money
.....at age 60 - having sex
.....at age 70 - having a drivers license
.....at age 80 - having friends
.....at age 90 - not peeing in your pants
not sure where I read this but it SURE made me laugh
Last edited by panderson03; 07-31-2013 at 07:50 AM.
So, let me see if I've got this right. I have money, and I still have sex, and a drivers license, and friends (believe it or not)... Ohhhh.... I guess I'm older than I thought.
But I still have depends!
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
sounds like you're doing pretty good, LHN!!
Pretty good for 90?
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
you look GREAT for 90
I'm in DEEP trouble......
Sorry to hear that JD,Originally Posted by jrdavis
I'm in DEEP trouble......
I'm thinking that if you can manage to get a fake drivers license (fairly easy in Virginia), then maybe you could get a job, start saving a little money, make friends at work and have sex with them.
If you end up moving to Virginia for that drivers license, maybe you could look up Ronnie Rcklmbr and hit him up for a job building log homes. He is friendly enough...... Oooops, maybe not.
As for the Depends... I know where to buy them in quantity.
Last edited by loghousenut; 07-31-2013 at 07:35 AM.
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
I'm not moving BACK to VA....
I'm trying to get to the point that I can have ronnie RckClmber come out here.
I'm not sure i like muffins... it 'depends'.
Not technically a joke, but I had to share something that popped up on my Twitter feed yesterday...made me think of G'Pa for some reason...
https://twitter.com/haydenmack/statu...88469950779392
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