Wrong you are Longhare... Technically, and in every other way, that is a joke.
And it does kinda remind one of Gramps, don't it?
Wrong you are Longhare... Technically, and in every other way, that is a joke.
And it does kinda remind one of Gramps, don't it?
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.
When she went before the judge he asked her, ‘What did you steal?’
She replied, ‘A can of peaches.’
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied that there were six.
The judge said, ‘Then I will give you six days in jail.’
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, ‘What is it?’
The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas.’
Dave
--> The unaimed arrow never misses....
--> If can, can. If no can, no can... Hawaiian Pidgin
2011 video http://secure.smilebox.com/ecom/open...a413d0d0a&sb=1
2006 to 2009 video http://s154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/flintlock1/
If you are gonna be dumb, you better be TOUGH!
Im new and posted on two threads and the one thread is deleted and my comment on the introduce urself thread is deleted so i guess this isnt the forum for me
This joke went over our headOriginally Posted by lilpony
None of your posts have been deleted. Just go to your 'profile' (navigation tab at the top right of your screen), and select 'find latest posts.' You'll see a list of 4 posts.
Sincerely,
~The Mgt
that's funny....
Well i guess the only place i can MAYBE do wat i want is alaska but im not sure i can there. Anyone know if i can buy a piece of wooded land there and build my own cabin with an axe and no worry about seeage codes or electric codes etc. For all they need to know is its my land and im building a fort on it. And i just hang out there. Im tired of living check to check. So can i do this somewhere?
Velll, out in our country derr iss a lot uff Ole and Lena jokes, ya know. Vell vun day Ole and Sven vuss verkingk on Ole's new LHBA house ven Ole noticed dat Sven vass trowing away yest about efery udder nail. Velll, Ole knew diss vas vastefuls, so he asked Sven vhy he dunn diss. Sven told him datt he only used duh nails vitt de head on duh correct end, ya know. And dat vould be about half on dem. Ole got right indignant vitt Sven about duh vaste uff nails, you know, and informed him in short order dat dose nails vurr for duh udder side uf de house.
hey Trapper. I recognize that accent!!
I am not vun bit surprissed since you iss Ander's son. ;-{>8
Lol, oldtapper. Nao, thut vas fany dontcarhuuare.
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