Joke thread (Don't read if you don't like funny)

[Klapton]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never cries.

This one is my all time favorite. That's a DOUBLE Chuck joke in 9 words. Amazing.

Only way it could be better is if it was a Haiku.

Tears of Chuck Norris
Cure for any known ailment
But he never cries