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    A Senior Trying To Set A Password



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    cabbage
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    boiled cabbage
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    1 boiled cabbage
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    50fuckingboiledcabbages



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    50FUCKINGboiledcabbages
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    50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGi veMeAccessNow!
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    USER: ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYour AssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
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    Anyone get the sneaky suspicion Rocklock is an Apple fanatic? :-D
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    A few minutes ago, G'ma was recalling a traumatic
    incident from grade school (WHAT?? Let it go!).

    And so...

    I decided to see if anyone had posted any images of our class from 1961, featuring mean ol' Mrs. Lapp.

    I did a search and didn't find our class

    BUT

    I did find Mrs. Lapp! She popped-up in a pre-algebra sample test question.

    My answer became more, and (even yet!) more involved. I
    had G'ma on the floor (she was laughing... this time anyway).

    So, here it is, the agony of my childhood coming out
    after fifty seven years of suppressed aggression.

    https://socratic.org/questions/mrs-l...ke-does-she-gi
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    You know...

    I just went back and read the cynical answer to the test.

    ...that wasn't funny.

    Maybe we were both just venting our suppressed anxiety....
    You know a persons relatives didn't like them when
    their obituary starts with the words, "Ding Dong"

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    All I saw was a really hard question and a bunch of metric fractions for an answer that really didn't answer it. So I got a cake at the Muffin store and invited 4 neighbors over and the Boss pretended she was a crabby old teacher and cut it into 1/8" portions so every neighbor could get their share. It seems to me like there is a whole lot of cake left over, so I think we'll pretend we are having a baby shower or something to get rid of it all.


    PS... A 1/8" slice is not a ton of cake to feed a school kid, even if it is a big ole Muffin store cake. I think the basic premise of your joke is flawed.
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    I saw the same thing as LHN, no answer, just complicated math problems. But I'm good at math and I know the correct answer. She gave the kids half and her fat ass Lapped up the other half.

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    Blizzard's blockbuster MMORP World of Warcraft has immortalized one of LHBA's very own in patch 7.3 with:

    Feasel the Muffin Thief! http://www.wowhead.com/npc=126864/fe...f#objective-of




    Upon death he has a 94% chance to drop the Carefully Hidden Muffin http://www.wowhead.com/item=152998/c...-hidden-muffin

    Now who do you think was the inspiration for this character?
    “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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    Quote Originally Posted by misplayed-hand View Post
    Blizzard's blockbuster MMORP World of Warcraft has immortalized one of LHBA's very own in patch 7.3 with:

    Feasel the Muffin Thief! http://www.wowhead.com/npc=126864/fe...f#objective-of




    Upon death he has a 94% chance to drop the Carefully Hidden Muffin http://www.wowhead.com/item=152998/c...-hidden-muffin

    Now who do you think was the inspiration for this character?



    I see no resemblance...
    Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.

    I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.

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    So, I can't make this up and there was a fox involved. My dogs just ran off and I was calling them in. I live on a curve and headlights shine in my yard and on my house as people come by at night. A minivan full of teens just hit the brakes and threw it in reverse to see the man, skunk and the fox (I could hear them talking). I have a new three legged pup named La Pew (apparently for good reason). And they must have been playing with the fox I saw in my front yard when the headlights passed! Haha

    No joke, true story... But I thought it was funny so I posted here.

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    A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Gallatin courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tennessee Vols football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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