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    LHBA Member Shark's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mosseyme View Post
    . It is a potentially humorous subject as long as in the end it is taken seriously.
    Don't you mean seriously taken in the end?

    There's the joke lol
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    Is it a thread hijack if it 100% true but funnier than fiction? You be the judge.

    Yesterday I bought one of those cargo carriers that fits in the hitch receiver on the back of a Jeep or minivan on vacation. It's for our cute little Toyota motorhome. Found it on Craigslist for $25 from a nice sounding lady named Stephanie. She named the little bar/deli where she worked and said just stop in anytime between 9am and 6pm.

    Well I walked in the front door and asked the first official looking lady which one was Stephanie. She pointed her out as the leader of the 3 lady crew way back behind the bar. I sat at the bar and pulled $25 out of my wallet as one of the other ladies tried to serve me. Holding the $25 up I said I had business with Stephanie.

    She shouted "Stephanie, he's yours".

    Stephanie figured it out and and shouted "Let's go out to the alley. Where's your car?".

    The two guys right beside me knew how funny this was all turning out so I elbowed the close one and loudly proclaimed that "This must happen a lot around here".

    Poor beet red Stephanie got to acting like Gramaw when she burped in the middle of the sermon, and before the minute was up everyone in the place knew every detail of the transaction including color, texture, original cost, and how much she was selling it for. All I could do was agree but it made it no less funny.


    There is no way to reliably set up these scenarios. You just have to live a clean life and pray that God drops them on you when you are thinking clearly enough to take full advantage.
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    Always fun when things unexpectedly unfold like that!!

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    She won't forget you, 'Nut. LOL!

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    “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright
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    Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.

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