We ought to stay away from politics. Otherwise, Reagan will come out to play.
We ought to stay away from politics. Otherwise, Reagan will come out to play.
edkemper
Class: Valentine's Day weekend 2009
Feel the Bern!
Well it's about time!
Let's eat Uncle Harvey!...
Let's eat, Uncle Harvey!
Sometimes a comma can be a real life saver.
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
Q: What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?
A: Nothing, their P is silent.
Every time I have strayed from the teachings of Skip Ellsworth it has cost me money.
I love the mask mandate. I hardly ever have to bruh my teeth anymore.
The Captain over the intercom: Folks I know what you are thinking but I'm here to tell you that landing was not the Airlines fault. It wasn't the planes fault. It wasn't even the pilots fault. It was the asphalt.
Thanks spiralsands. Ya just had to give him potty humor, didn't ya?
All my bad forum habits I learned from LHN
Rod Reidnauer
Class of Apr. 9-10, 2005
Thinking outside the vinyl sided box
Not a joke, but a true story from today that I thought was funny.
Driving to one of my jobs, I entered a highway construction zone which had the cattle chutes set up. There was a 10 foot width restriction, with a detour set up for those with wider loads. Wellllllllll, I guess some dude towing half of a modular home thought that the 10 foot limit must have been a bit conservative, and he was correct for the first couple miles of the construction zone. Unfortunately, he was wrong where three bridges were being reconstructed, and the lanes did choke way down. I didn't actually see this nut make the run, but I did see the aftermath. He made it through the first two choke downs, but not without leaving a bunch of insulation, siding, and other misc home components. He didn't make the third, and apparently firmly wedged it into that choke down. We were stuck there for a while, and I got out to ask the dump truck driver in front of me what he was hearing on the CB, and he confirmed it was a mobile home. We weren't going anywhere for a while so some of the construction crew and some troopers had us all back out to the first exit behind us. (which was about a half mile of backing for me) At least the slow backing gave me time to take in all the scrapes on the Jersey Barriers and the misc building materials stuffed into the bridge guardrails!
I guess I shouldn't laugh though. Unless he was an owner/operator, he pretty much guaranteed a loss of his job, and I'm sure the fines will be steep.
All my bad forum habits I learned from LHN
Rod Reidnauer
Class of Apr. 9-10, 2005
Thinking outside the vinyl sided box
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