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    We ought to stay away from politics. Otherwise, Reagan will come out to play.
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    Well it's about time!



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    Q: What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?


    A: Nothing, their P is silent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiralsands View Post
    Q: What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?


    A: Nothing, their P is silent.
    That's psilly! So you can't hear a pterodactly's P except when they poop?


    Now you have me wondering what their pharts smell like.
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    The Captain over the intercom: Folks I know what you are thinking but I'm here to tell you that landing was not the Airlines fault. It wasn't the planes fault. It wasn't even the pilots fault. It was the asphalt.

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    Thanks spiralsands. Ya just had to give him potty humor, didn't ya?
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    Not a joke, but a true story from today that I thought was funny.

    Driving to one of my jobs, I entered a highway construction zone which had the cattle chutes set up. There was a 10 foot width restriction, with a detour set up for those with wider loads. Wellllllllll, I guess some dude towing half of a modular home thought that the 10 foot limit must have been a bit conservative, and he was correct for the first couple miles of the construction zone. Unfortunately, he was wrong where three bridges were being reconstructed, and the lanes did choke way down. I didn't actually see this nut make the run, but I did see the aftermath. He made it through the first two choke downs, but not without leaving a bunch of insulation, siding, and other misc home components. He didn't make the third, and apparently firmly wedged it into that choke down. We were stuck there for a while, and I got out to ask the dump truck driver in front of me what he was hearing on the CB, and he confirmed it was a mobile home. We weren't going anywhere for a while so some of the construction crew and some troopers had us all back out to the first exit behind us. (which was about a half mile of backing for me) At least the slow backing gave me time to take in all the scrapes on the Jersey Barriers and the misc building materials stuffed into the bridge guardrails!

    I guess I shouldn't laugh though. Unless he was an owner/operator, he pretty much guaranteed a loss of his job, and I'm sure the fines will be steep.
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