clean jokes...
What do you call a cow with two short legs? lean beef..
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
what do you call a cow that wont give milk? an utter failure
what kind of milk does a cow with four short legs give? dragons milk
what do you call a dog with no legs? it doesnt matter, he not going to come anyways.
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
a dog limps into a bar, limps up to the bartender and says "im looking for the man who shot my paw"
A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender looks at the pirate and says, "you know you have a large steering wheel on the front of your pants?" the pirate responds "RRRR its driving me nuts!"
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