Patient: Doctor Doctor I can't work out if I'm a tipi or a teepee?
Doctor: I've examined you thoroughly and I want you to take two clonazepam, visit a Spa and take some Yoga.
Patient: But what was your diagnosis and prognosis?
Doctor: Well if you follow my proscription it should all work out for you by tomorrow!
Patient: But you've still not told me what's wrong with me, please Doctor tell we what's wrong?
Doctor: Oh sorry, it's so simple I thought I'd said it already... you are two tents!
I apologize for the old joke... but I really couldn't resist!
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