Tipi Construction

[Christofori]

I'm amazed at the things I learn after 62 years. Two college degrees and to my recollection, I had never seen the word tipi before. I thought it was a poor phonetic attempt at spelling teepee, but upon looking it up, it appears tipi is the norm and teepee is the alternative. It just goes to show what one doesn't know.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I can't work out if I'm a tipi or a teepee?

Doctor: I've examined you thoroughly and I want you to take two clonazepam, visit a Spa and take some Yoga.

Patient: But what was your diagnosis and prognosis?

Doctor: Well if you follow my proscription it should all work out for you by tomorrow!

Patient: But you've still not told me what's wrong with me, please Doctor tell we what's wrong?

Doctor: Oh sorry, it's so simple I thought I'd said it already... you are two tents!

I apologize for the old joke... but I really couldn't resist!