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  1. My internet is broken.

    My internet is broken.
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    A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded...

    A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
    He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
    The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE...
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    A Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a...

    A Husband takes his wife to a disco.
    There's a guy on the dance floor living it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
    The wife turns to her husband and says : "See that guy?...
  4. I'd start with a cat and rat poison. Is there...

    I'd start with a cat and rat poison. Is there any irony that cat & rat rhyme? If you just want a shed, build a good shed and maintain it, it will last a lifetime. If you want a log home, take the...
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    This is pretty good too... It's about our...

    This is pretty good too... It's about our complicated English language... And maybe more humorous than an eyewitness report of a shooting but I'll leave that up to you......
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    Unfortunately, there was a shooting at...

    Unfortunately, there was a shooting at Nashville's largest mall today... But this was the best eyewitness interview of the day. One person was shot and killed in a confrontation between 2 people. ...
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    A guy goes into the Guelph, Ontario, Post Office...

    A guy goes into the Guelph, Ontario, Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever...
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    Unless you're lucky enough to have your septic...

    Unless you're lucky enough to have your septic system on your neighbors property. Believe it or not, I've been seeing a lot of that lately... On land that has been subdivided, example: the septic...
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    Same here... At least on the things that I'm...

    Same here... At least on the things that I'm after anyways. I've bought a few things at auction and come out good, usually I leave empty handed. I bought 5 acres at a bankruptcy auction once, one...
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    I try not to keep after the weather too much. ...

    I try not to keep after the weather too much. It's a news story that changes everyday around here and I have no control over it.
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    I could be off some but I believe the smallest...

    I could be off some but I believe the smallest build site I've seen on here was one acre and only about half of it was usable for staging and building.
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    One gear below break neck speed... pin boot to...

    One gear below break neck speed... pin boot to building speed. I don't know how mudflap feels about the speed it's going up but looks to me like he's flying along.
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    Welcome to another Tennessean.

    Welcome to another Tennessean.
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    Grandma is eighty-nine years old and still drives...

    Grandma is eighty-nine years old and still drives her own car.

    She writes:

    Dear Grand-daughter,

    The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love...
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    468 cousins viewed.

    468 cousins viewed.
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    Dogs can still get the poison out of those. We...

    Dogs can still get the poison out of those. We used to catch city rats alive with something similar to what rod described. We would use a big trashcan or 55 gallon drum with the top cut out and...
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    Sticky traps. We had an incident late one night...

    Sticky traps. We had an incident late one night on a holiday where one of the dogs ate a bunch of poison and they both looked guilty... So I had to take both of them to the emergency vet. Was NOT...
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    That'd be the best oil leak a person could ask...

    That'd be the best oil leak a person could ask for.
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    I've posted this here before... But while we're...

    I've posted this here before... But while we're on the subject, here's a throwback to my favorite cashier Mr. Hank. This is classic Mr. Hank. The man has jokes for days. Often he would announce...
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    Those auto parts people probably think I'm...

    Those auto parts people probably think I'm crazy... Sometimes, when you're working on Frankenstein, you just have to go in the back and visually pick out the item you need!! LOL And they don't much...
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    I recently tried to hand a cashier an extra...

    I recently tried to hand a cashier an extra dollar, after he already plugged it into the computer, so he could give me back a $5 instead of 4 ones. By the look on his face he was mind blown. I said...
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    Right? Maybe she was absent for that lesson. I...

    Right? Maybe she was absent for that lesson. I told my buddy he should have made it a learning moment and taught her about a baker's dozen too. Seems like the knowledge of 1/2 dozen and a whole...
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    So, another true story. I can't make this stuff...

    So, another true story. I can't make this stuff up...
    I spoke with a friend on the phone earlier today. They recently got back from a trip to Florida. He said one morning while he was there...
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    I'm not sure I've ever met an Australian before...

    I'm not sure I've ever met an Australian before (except Keith Urban at the mall once, and he denied that's who he was). Then I met two this week... My neighbor 2 doors down and his dad that...
  25. Thread: foundations

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    Ha, might not be a bad idea! I figure concrete...

    Ha, might not be a bad idea! I figure concrete reaching the barrel should be minimal. And probably a chance I might just have to cut them off. It'll be a first for me so I don't know how easily...
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